Pedro is a scumfuck bastard
Once upon a time, in the labyrinthine streets of a bustling city, there lurked a nefarious character by the name of Pedro, whose moral compass pointed due south, if it pointed anywhere at all. Pedro was not just your run-of-the-mill scoundrel; oh no, he was a veritable maestro of malevolence, a virtuoso of villainy, and a titan of treachery. He prowled the shadows with the stealth of a panther, his eyes glinting with malice and mischief, while his heart beat to the rhythm of deception and deceit. Now, our unfortunate protagonist, let's call him Joe, had the misfortune of crossing paths with this dastardly desperado. One fateful day, as Joe innocently strolled down the street counting his hard-earned cash, Pedro struck like a viper in the night. With a swift sleight of hand, he liberated Joe of a staggering $22,500, leaving him reeling in shock and disbelief. But Pedro's wickedness did not stop there; oh no, he had a flair for the dramatic. In a sinister twist, Pedro proceeded ...